Paramount came up with Kashyk...I'm not sure who to blame for the Drabbles!

EVIL OFFENSIVE FLAMEABLE DRABBLE
by Cybermum

With a modicum of apprehension
In defiance of current convention
I would like to bring to your attention
A few things beyond my comprehension.

This recent bizarre preoccupation
With these Drabbles is an irritation
That has led me to grave deprivation
Of stories of much longer duration.

To add more to my great irritation -
Another unexplained fascination
With Kashyk causes my indignation
He's a worm from an alien nation.

So although it might raise some dissension
And I don't want to cause undue tension
I would beg for divine intervention:
Send them both to another dimension.

(One hundred and three words... my intention!)