King Ralph, a close personal acquaintance of Cybermum for many years, passed along the following...

FULL OF BEANS...OR BEAN THERE, DONE THAT
by King Ralph

We find it rather obscene
That our Captain can't live sans caffeine
It's one constant chug
From a steaming hot mug
For our venerable Voyager queen.

From a replicator or a cafe
Decaf, cappucino or latte
She lives for the next sips
To pass over her lips
As she wends her way through the skyway.

Five minutes without causes shakes
And leads to a lot of mistakes
Her level of calm
Is soon removed from
Decisions she must often make.

Like an eruption of volcanic lava
Is Janeway deprived of her Java
She frets and does pout
If she is without
A main-line to her vena cava.

"Oh coffee must run through my blood
If I am to survive a flood
The buzz in my brain
Saves me going insane
Just keep pouring that hot mocha mud."