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HARRY POTTER DRABBLES
"Sibyll Trelawney" (c) DRush, 2005.
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ADJACENT--PG13, written 2003.
A young Snape looks in the Mirror of Erised.
AFTER--PG, written 2005.
Remus doesn't understand why his parents are crying.
ALTER--PG, written 2005.
What if Sirius had been sorted into Slytherin and Severus into Gryffindor?
ATYPICAL--PG13, written 2005.
Lupin thinks about women who have attracted him.
AULD LANG SYNE--PG, written 2004.
During the holidays, the onetime Death-Eater always remembers.
BANE--PG, written 2005.
It's Lupin's first time.
BE MINE--PG, written 2003.
Remus knows the valentine wasn't meant to be cruel.
THE BEGINNING OF THE SENTENCE--PG13, written 2005.
Sirius Black arrives at the prison.
BIT OF A SHOCK--PG, written 2003.
The Finnegans fear their son is dating a Protestant.
CALLING THE WIND--PG, written 2005.
25 years later, Severus stands before the Veil.
CATALOGUE OF FAILURE--PG, written 2004.
Snape recalls his New Year's Resolutions for the past six years.
COLD COMFORT--PG, written 2005.
Sometimes Sirius thinks he would have been warmer in Azkaban.
COMBUSTIBLE--PG, written 2005.
Snape can't stand the photo over the fireplace.
CONIUM IMMACULATUM--PG, written 2005.
"Hemlock" means never having to say "I love you."
CONJECTURE--PG, written 2005.
Harry guesses about his godfather and teachers.
COUNTDOWN--PG13, written 2004.
In Azkaban, Sirius remembers numbers.
CRAVINGS--PG13, written 2005.
It's not just women who want chocolate when their cycles peak.
CUT LOOSE--PG, written 2005.
Shaving one's head is a ritual of mourning in some cultures.
DELAYS--PG, written 2005.
Maybe Moony and Padfoot should have told Harry about Prongs.
DIFFERENT SCENE--PG, written 2005.
Tonks takes Harry to listen to Muggle music.
DORMANT--R, written 2004.
Lupin persuades Snape to try a garden protection charm.
DOWN--PG, written 2005.
The feathers everywhere were a miserable reminder for Lupin.
ECCLESIASTES 3--PG13, written 2004.
After Sirius falls, Remus tries to use the Time-Turner.
EFFERVESCENT--PG, written 2004.
Hermione asks her potions teacher for some help with the holiday decorations.
EMERGENCIES--PG13, written 2003.
James has to use the toilet, Severus has to...use the Room of Requirement.
ENTREE--R, written 2005.
There's a reason they're called "Death Eaters" and it's disgusting.
ETHICS--G, written 2003.
Remus and James help each other out.
EVASIONS--PG, written 2005.
Two drabbles on the theme of sneaking.
EXIGENCY--PG, written 2003.
Only one room in Hogwarts might be able to hold a werewolf.
EXPELLIARMUS--PG, written 2004.
Remus says the word to set the prisoner free.
FAMILIAL--PG, written 2004.
When Snape spots the Dursleys shopping, he understands Potter just slightly.
FAMILY CREST--NC17, written 2004.
Sirius is a dirty dog for Lucius Malfoy. Warning: Kink.
FANTASY REALMS--PG, written 2003.
Dumbledore would be Gandalf, Hermione would be Eowyn, and...
THE FIRST--PG, written 2006.
Harry asks Snape how many, before.
FORTUNE--PG, written 2005.
Harry and Draco and Snape and Lupin discuss what was meant to be.
GEEKS--G, written 2003.
Harry and Hermione go to a Star Trek convention.
GUARD DOWN--PG, written 2005.
Remus catches Severus sleeping.
HAPPY--NC17, written 2005.
On Snape's birthday, Lupin gives him the traditional spanking -- err -- celebration.
I WOULD BE HIS--PG, written 2005.
Not truly a drabble, but a villanelle about a werewolf and his best friend.
IDENTIFICATION--PG, written 2003.
Sirius looks into the pensieve and learns the truth.
IN THE CLOSET--PG, written 2004.
Should he tell his friends the truth? What if they despise him?
INFLAMMATORY--PG, written 2004.
Snape has an unpleasant time the night of the Yule Ball.
INVIOLATE--NC17, written 2005.
A former Death Eater reflects on the sacrifices he'll make to keep his secrets. A sonnet. Warning: Extremely dubious consent.
JUST A HARMLESS LITTLE BUNNY--PG, written 2004.
Hagrid gives Snape a present.
JUVENILE--PG, written 2005.
Harry's tired of Occlumency revealing his childhood humiliations.
THE KEY TO THE PRISON--PG13, written 2005.
Snape makes certain he has a means of escape.
LEFTOVERS--PG, written 2005.
Crookshanks found Wormtail before Moony did.
LIKENESS--PG, written 2005.
It must have been Severus who charmed the mirror.
LOCKS--PG, written 2005.
Remus knows why Harry leaves his hair so messy.
LOST BOYS--PG, written 2004.
The Marauders never really grew up.
MAJOR ARCANA--PG, written 2005.
Trelawney reads Lupin's cards.
MANGEMORT--NC17, written 2005.
Lucius offers Severus a taste of la petite mort.
MASTERY--PG, written 2005.
Fenrir deserved to die in a pool of his own blood.
MATCHMAKER--PG, written 2005.
Harry thinks Snape should do something about those fantasies he can't hide.
MELLOWING--PG, written 2003.
It's possible that Neville spiked the Slytherin punchbowl.
MISNAMED--R, written 2004.
Kingsley can't pronounce "Nymphadora" when it counts.
MORPH--R, written 2005.
Tonks and Lupin are haunted by the Half-Blood Prince.
NEVER HIT BOTTOM--PG, written 2003.
Nightmares of falling repeat themselves.
NEW AGE--PG, written 2003.
Witches do things differently in America.
OLD TIMES--PG, written 2004.
Lucius wants to see Severus for Christmas.
OPEN-HANDED--PG, written 2004.
Severus knows what everyone in the Order wants for Christmas.
OUTTAKE--PG, written 2005.
It's almost too easy to torment a painting.
PAST AND PRESENT--PG, written 2004.
Moody was only trying to be nice to Lupin.
PRECAUTION--R, written 2005.
Snape tells Lupin it won't happen without protection.
PURGE--PG, written 2005.
There are only so many sins the potion can wash away.
RAGE AND ENVY--PG, written 2004.
Snape is not jealous.
RAVENING--PG13, written 2005.
Changes begin the moment the werewolf bites.
RECIPROCAL--PG, written 2004.
Something for Molly, who always has something for everyone else...
RETREAT--PG, written 2005.
At least he has somewhere private to go to cry.
RIDDIKULUS--PG, written 2005.
Lupin should have known that the Boggart lesson would backfire.
SHOULD--PG, written 2007.
The war is over, and Harry's supposed to have a lifetime of celebration before him. Spoilers.
SEQUENTIAL FOLLY--PG13, written 2005.
Kissing goes from bad to worse.
SOMNILOQUY--PG13, written 2005.
The potions master talks in his sleep.
SPOTS--PG13, written 2004.
Draco notices something about Snape. A limerick.
STRONGHOLD--PG, written 2005.
It's a risk sneaking Lucius out of Azkaban.
SWAB--PG13, written 2005.
The big black dog needs a shampoo.
TERMINUS--R, written 2003.
Lily can see thestrals.
TESTING--PG, written 2006.
Severus could have smirked and ignored what Harry asked for.
TOKENS--PG, written 2004.
Remus figures out what he should get everyone for Christmas.
TOTALITY--PG, written 2005.
Few full moons are left to the friends to enjoy the Forbidden Forest.
UNBREAKABLE--PG, written 2003.
What Remus finds in the pensieve is more powerful than Voldemort.
UNFILTERED--PG13, written 2004.
Potter reminds his Legilimency teacher of his father.
UNFORGIVABLE CURSE--PG13, written 2005.
Harry says something unbearable to the Half-Blood Prince.
UNREPENTANT--PG13, written 2004.
Snape's apologetic pen pal never signs his notes.
UNSHIELDED--PG, written 2005.
Lupin hasn't been back to the house since he was a child.
UNSPEAKABLE--PG, written 2006.
Recollections fill Snape's mind that he does not dare show to Harry.
UNSULLIED--NC17, written 2005.
From the day he learned "Scourgify," Sirius was very kinky in the privacy of his bed.
UNTAINTED--PG, written 2005.
Mrs. Black finally finds a suitable ally.
UPGROWTH--PG, written 2003.
Fred and George ask Remus and Sirius to teach them to become animagi.
WARPING--PG, written 2005.
There is no spoon. If you're Harry.
WARRANTABILITY--PG, written 2005.
It doesn't seem fair to Snape that he must take Draco's place.
WATCHFUL--PG, written 2003.
Dumbledore wants Lupin to come teach at Hogwarts.
WHELPING--PG, written 2005.
When the spell worked, Padfoot couldn't help barking.
WHITEWASH--PG, written 2003.
To ensnare the man she wants, Lily makes plans with Sirius.
WORST FEAR--PG13, written 2004.
Lupin used the Boggart deliberately to humiliate Snape.
THE WRONG SORT--PG13, written 2005.
Imagine if Pettigrew and Snape had been sorted into each other's Houses. A drabble and a poem.
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