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"The Lords of Gondor" (c) YCD, 2003.
These are really silly dialogue-only stories written during IM sessions with Ashinae and a couple of generator fics. They portray intimate relationships between men. Please do not download any marked NC-17 unless you are of legal age to read them and check the warnings and disclaimers.
CLEANLINESS AND KINGLINESS--NC-17, written February 2003
Aragorn and Faramir discuss the best way to get Boromir clean.
CONJUGALLY TRIPPING--R, written February 2004
After Aragorn ate the cake, Boromir's eyes bugged out.
DACTYLIC INTERLUDE--R, written November 2003
Three generations of Stewards of Gondor shagged by Aragorn.
FIREWOOD--NC-17, written February 2003
They're supposed to be collecting wood, not setting off fireworks.
INSIDE EDITION FROM MINAS TIRITH--R, written January 2003
The tabloids want to know what Boromir has been up to.
INSTANT PORN--NC-17, written August 2003
On the desk with toys in the library.
INSTANT SLASH--NC-17, written February 2003
Feather-duster peanut butter love in Rivendell.
MY KING--NC-17, written February 2003
Aragorn can't resist a little worship.
THE ORGY OF MINAS TIRITH--NC-17, written February 2003
Arwen is a little worried about Aragorn's distraction from duty...
THE ORGY OF MINAS TIRITH REDUX--NC-17, written August 2003
...Faramir, however, could not care, unless he's being left out.
THE ORGY OF MINAS TIRITH: CONSEQUENCES--NC-17, written October 2003
Aragorn tries to explain to his son why he can't marry any woman in Gondor.
RISEN FROM THE DEAD--NC-17, written October 2003
Boromir comes back and gets humped senseless by his brother and his King.
TOYS OF MIDDLE EARTH--NC-17, written September 2003
The first complete line of "action figures" from Lord of the Rings.
WEREWOLVES OF MINAS TIRITH--R, written August 2003
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black magically appear in the midst of the Orgy of Minas Tirith.
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